Fill the Blurb Winner

Well, the contest is over, and I filtered through the 9 entries to find the craziest, zaniest, entry of the bunch. I personally find a lot of humor in the winning entry, and I hope you do too! A new contest will be made shortly!

Dan: 1: Baby, that was great last night, you didn't even ask me to use a condom. 2: Well, heh heh(nervouslaughter), welcome to the disease there is no cure for! 3: More meat for the grill!

Alwin Scholten: 1: Hey honey, want to have a hot night? 2: No dear, our clown boy is watching 3: Hi Mom , Hi Dad.

ChemicalTrain: 1: So, was it good sized? 2: It was pretty small actually. 3: Open the covers and let me have look folks!

Mike: 1: So honey? You got a sponge ready? I just listened to Elton John's greatest hits CD, and H-man is in the mood! OH YEA! 2: Henry, please don't take this personally. I think you are a great guy with a good heart, I really do, it's just that... I don't think you're really all that sponge-worthy. I'm sorry, I just can't waste a sponge on you. 3: Did somebody say "McDonald's"?

Jon Hornbaker: 1: So, do you wanna do it? 2: Only if you have a condom... 3: Honk honk for safety!

Minkis: 1: Might I ask... how was that? 2: What??? I can't hear you over that damn R&B music. 3: It's me!! Ronald!! (On a few various abusive substances). Anywho.. Im cummin in!

Gregg: 1: This is the first time...really. I...I just couldn't do it. 2: ... 3: HEEEYYY YOOU GUYS!! (Go Lotney)

Zak
1:Wow that was great.
2:Yeah lest do it again.
3:Do it! Do it!